Knoxville in numbers
Number of miles from my hotel to the office: 3.5
Number of churches I pass on the 3.5 mile drive to the office: 8
Number of religious radio stations I’ve heard as I’ve scanned the dial: 5
Number of work emails I received today (Sunday): 9
Number of hours I spent at the office today (Sunday): 3
Number of times I have thought about going to the hotel gym: 6
Number of times I have been to the hotel gym: 0
Number of restaurants in Knoxville: 600
Number of times I have ordered something called “Tagliarini Picchi Pacchiu” (Linguine with tomato sauce, as far as I can figure) from room service: 2
Number of times I have had grits for breakfast: 6
Number of times I plan on having grits ffor breakfast for the remainder of my stay: 2
